Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman
who went into labor? She began to yell,
"Couldn't! Wouldn't!
Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
She was having contractions.
Harhar. Okay. I swear I'll stop posting on Saturdays. Have an incredible weekend, everyone!
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If that's what we're in for on Saturdays, I vote you post more.
Strange, when my wife was having contractions, she was yelling, "%*!#", "&@#&%#!" and "#&@#$".
I had to read it twice before I got it.
When my sister and I were kids, we attended my aunt's baby shower. The women started talking about contractions and my sister and I, who were learning all about grammar and "contractions" in school...well, I can still hear the laughter of those ladies while my sister and I looked on, mystified. :)
Thanks for the laugh (and the reminder!)
It actually took me a moment to see the joke! I( must go and have a cup of tea - my brain is strained!
lol
Hahahaha!
That was punny! I laughed right out loud and had to share this with the fam--great silly joke Peggy :)
Those are better than what she could have been yelling. ;)
I agree with Joshua. More Saturday posts!!
Grammar humor is the best.
HAHAHAHA! You need to post more on Saturdays because that is about where my brain is too :)
I love that one! :)
Clever!
I had to read it twice, but I did get it. : )
have an interesting space, a great pleasure to read you.
if you like the poetry I invite you to my space.
happy day.
a greeting.
That's good! I'll have to pass that on to my friend, whose daughter is expecting!
Hmmm, I didn't yell...
Ha ha ha. I am enjoying this challenge-keep it up.
Hilarious! Loved this one!
Haha. Never heard that before. That's a good one :)
Haha! Awe, that totally reminded me of when I was in labor with Aria. I wasn't saying those words, but I was yelling. That's what I get for waiting till I was dilated to a 7 to finally get the epurdial.
Can't wait to see you this September!
Ha - made me laugh:)
Don't :)
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