Saturday, April 28, 2012

Y is for Yelling



Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman
who went into labor? She began to yell, 

"Couldn't! Wouldn't! 
Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"

She was having contractions.


Harhar. Okay. I swear I'll stop posting on Saturdays. Have an incredible weekend, everyone!

24 comments:

Joshua said...

If that's what we're in for on Saturdays, I vote you post more.

JeffO said...

Strange, when my wife was having contractions, she was yelling, "%*!#", "&@#&%#!" and "#&@#$".

Tonja said...

I had to read it twice before I got it.

Madeline Mora-Summonte said...

When my sister and I were kids, we attended my aunt's baby shower. The women started talking about contractions and my sister and I, who were learning all about grammar and "contractions" in school...well, I can still hear the laughter of those ladies while my sister and I looked on, mystified. :)

Thanks for the laugh (and the reminder!)

Writer Pat Newcombe said...

It actually took me a moment to see the joke! I( must go and have a cup of tea - my brain is strained!

Annalisa Crawford said...

lol

Paige Kellerman said...

Hahahaha!

Z said...

That was punny! I laughed right out loud and had to share this with the fam--great silly joke Peggy :)

Donna K. Weaver said...

Those are better than what she could have been yelling. ;)

Jeff Hargett said...

I agree with Joshua. More Saturday posts!!

S. L. Hennessy said...

Grammar humor is the best.

Tasha Seegmiller said...

HAHAHAHA! You need to post more on Saturdays because that is about where my brain is too :)

Krista McLaughlin said...

I love that one! :)

Nicole said...

Clever!

Susanne Drazic said...

I had to read it twice, but I did get it. : )

Ricardo MiƱana said...

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if you like the poetry I invite you to my space.
happy day.
a greeting.

notes4neta said...

That's good! I'll have to pass that on to my friend, whose daughter is expecting!

EvalinaMaria said...

Hmmm, I didn't yell...

Paul Tobin said...

Ha ha ha. I am enjoying this challenge-keep it up.

Nas Dean said...

Hilarious! Loved this one!

Kelley Lynn said...

Haha. Never heard that before. That's a good one :)

Millie said...

Haha! Awe, that totally reminded me of when I was in labor with Aria. I wasn't saying those words, but I was yelling. That's what I get for waiting till I was dilated to a 7 to finally get the epurdial.

Can't wait to see you this September!

tfwalsh said...

Ha - made me laugh:)

Susanna Leonard Hill said...

Don't :)